Mambo Nr. 9 [English translation]

Mambo, Mambo, a bitch gave me a disease

Samba, Samba, Samba, fuck it

Break the hairbrush and burn the hairdryer

Hold the shovel like I hold the pencil

We started from the idea that all women are the same

When you give them a finger, they put a ring on it

Come closer so I can show you something ha ha ha

Let’s play mommy and daddy

You will stay at home, and I’ll go drink beer

I will go to sluts, you’ll cry at TV dramas

You will start a fight, when I’ll come drunk home

I will ignore you, I will listen to you, I will offend you, I will beat you

So we will be like all the other couples

You’ll shit on my days, and I won’t give you reasons to be happy

Wouldn’t it be nice if, when you get back home from work,

To have another woman in the closet and you wouldn’t notice?

To have two beautiful kids that you’ll raise alone

So I would dance drunk on the table, and you would be at your dad and mom

To break the bed when I hit your head against the sofa-bed

Cause you lie, cheat and fuck around the neighborhood

That’s what I have to give, the rules of the game

I’d say we should try our luck cause we are fucked up anyways

I don’t like the way you dress, I like the way you undress

And give me a wink if you wanna get in

Mambo, Mambo, a bitch gave me a disease

Samba, Samba, Samba, fuck it

Break the hairbrush and burn the hairdryer

Hold the shovel like I hold the pencil

Mambo, Mambo, I’ll beat the shit outta you, you beggar

Deafs will think you’re taking canto lessons

My fist is beating the eye and it’s good when you’re hungry

We have here at the treatment, Pinocchio with silicones

You have a big soul, of a migratory bird

Everything is your fault, I swear to God

I came in your mouth thinking about Vantu’s money

And Now I’m morally ready, to save Earth

I’m your hero, woman, the slave of love at key

I’m giving back clap and gonorrhea

When I’m trying to get deep into the woman’s soul

I put her to blow (job) me 2 days in the Park of the Icons

I’m fucking high or drunk, cause I’m scared while sober

In your mom’s simulated mouth, your tone says it’s small (cock size)

Dad taught me how you do it

You fuck her in the ass, you beat her, throw her on the stairs and she comes back

I also have a saying from my last wife

“I like going to sluts, it makes me feel like home”

I’ll give you the recipe to success with eyes closed

Listen to this magical song when you can’t piss

Mambo, Mambo, a bitch gave me a disease

Samba, Samba, Samba, fuck it

Break the hairbrush and burn the hairdryer

Hold the shovel like I hold the pencil

• Artist:Paraziții
• Album:Slalom Printre Cretini