Lucian Piane - Glamazonian Airways
Lucian Piane - Glamazonian Airways
(Part 1)
[RuPaul]
Welcome aboard. Glamazonian airways
[Katya]
Hello everybody! Good evening!
Welcome aboard I'm miss Valerie Valentine
I'm your economy slash coach stewardess
Or you could call me a flight attendant
But I don't care for that word "attendant"
Cause it makes me sound like a waiter
Or somebody - I'm not
I appreciate your attention at this time.
We should be taking off shortly.
I would expect all kind of madness
And turbulence to ensue
Please fully recline your chairs,
Turn on the massage function,
And get ready to be happy, hunny.
[Team Trixie Mattel]
Welcomee aboard, glamazonian airways, the queens of the sky
[Trixie Mattel]
There are 8, 000 people on board!
[Pearl & Miss Fame]
Now listen up
Looking for an exit
I'll make it clear
There are two in the front and one in the rear
You don't give a beep unless you a frequent flyer
Smoking ain't allowed unless your pussy on fire
[Pearl, Max, Katya & Miss Fame]
Ohhhh we keep our wigs in the overhead bins
[Miss Fame]
(We do)
[Pearl, Max, Katya & Miss Fame]
Oh, so none of your beep is gonna fit in.
[Pearl]
(Sorry bout it)
[Trixie Mattel]
If you drink enough alcohol you can fly anywhere, and you don't need a plane!
[Violet Chachki]
There's a seat belt seat belt in each of your seats
It's there to make you skinny
It's gonna be pulled real tight, real tight, real tight, real tight
Tighter, tighter, tighter, tighter, tighter, tighter...
[Katya]
Now really that is far too tight. How do you expect anyone to breathe?
[Max]
When the oxygen mask drop down
Soaring through clouds and everyone feels it.
Sucking it in and out getting so high
We can't believe it
[Trixie Mattel]
All your troubles they'll still be
Simply come imagination
Take my hands and fly with me
On a transworld transportation
[Max]
There's a man on the window of the plane
[Trixie Mattel]
It's a woman!
[Max]
It's a man!
[Trixie Mattel]
It's a woman!
[Max]
It's a man!
[Katya]
I believe they call them "drag queens"
(Scream)
(Part 2)
[Ginger Minj]
If you wanna stay safe,
You gotta do what mama says
[Team Ginger Minj]
In the event of a water landing,
There's only one thing you better do
And let's have no misunderstanding,
None of us is gonna wait for you
You better use this packet as a floatation device,
Or else you drown
[Ginger Minj]
(Scream)
[Kandy Ho]
This is only a test
[Jasmine Masters]
He used to take me into the cockpit
He'd blindfold me and say unspeakable things
FA ZEE GA LAH NAH
And I loved it, I loved it!
Ohhhhhhh, I looooooooved iiiiiit!
[Kandy Ho]
Don't kiss the pilot
Or he'll fly you away,
In a moment you'll never forget
[Jaidynn Diore Fierce]
Nothing you felt is,
Like his manly embrace
As he guides you to his cock... pit!
[Sasha Bell]
There are so many things
You can do to earn your wings
But never never never kiss the pilot
[Team Ginger Minj]
Cuz' that pilot is that pilot man is-a mine
[Kandy Ho]
You bitch! (Slap)
[Sasha Bell]
Ohhhhh! (Slap)
[Ginger Minj]
Why I oughta! (Slap)
[Mrs. Kasha Davis]
Yoooou! (Slap)
[Jasmine Masters]
Augh! (Slap)
[Kennedy Davenport]
And now the main cabin of Glamazonian Airways
Is proud to present the vocal stylings of Miss Anita Napkin
[Mrs. Kasha Davis]
Hi everybody
I'm here to tell you to put up your... tray tables
Weeeeee dubba doo dubba doo dubba doo dubba doo twee doo doo
Put up your tray, put up your tray tables
Put up your, put up your, put up your, put up your tray... please!
Put it up now
Put up yours
[Jasmine Masters]
Wasn't she just great ladies and gentlemen?
I had no idea you were so into scat!
(Farts)
[Kennedy Davenport]
Oooooh, gurl!
[Jasmine Masters]
Well must I tell you not to fart?
I 'aint your drag mom
We'll call the TSA
If you drop a booty bomb
[Kennedy Davenport]
The windows never open,
There's no way to ventilate
But we got RuPaul perfume
And we sell it by the case
[Jasmine Masters]
RuPaul's Glamazon perfume
[All together]
Glamazonian Airways, Glamzonian Airways
We are the queens of the sky
Come on bitches show them how to
Work
Work it bitch
Work
Work it bitch
Work
Work it bitch
Work
Work it bitch
Work
Work it bitch
Work
Work it bitch
Work
Work it bitch
- Artist:Lucian Piane
- Album:aul's Drag Race: The Rusical