Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian

Well, I packed my bags and bought myself a ticket

To the land of the tall palm tree

Aloha, old milwaukee, hello, Waikiki

I just stepped down from the airplane

When I heard her say

Wacka, wacka, nooka, nooka

Wacka, wacka, nooka, nooka

Would you like a lei?

Hey, let's talk dirty in Hawaiian

Whisper in my ear

Kicka pooka mok a wa wahine

Are the words I long to hear

Lay your coconut on my tiki

What the hecka, mooka, mooka, dear

Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian

Say the words I long to hear

It's a Ukulele, Honolulu sunset

Listen to the grass skirts sway

Drinkin' rum from a pineapple

Out on Honolulu bay

The steel guitars are all playing

While talking with her hands

Gimme, gimme oka, doka make a wisha I wanna polka

Words I understand

Hey, let's talk dirty in Hawaiian

Whisper in my ear

Kicka pooka mok a wa wahine

Are the words I long to hear

Lay your coconut on my tiki

What the hecka, mooka, mooka, dear

Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian

Say the words I long to hear

Well, I boughta lotta junka with my moola

And I sent it to the folks back home

I never had a chance to dance the Hula

Well, I guess I should have known

When you start talkin' to a sweet wahine

Walkin' in the pale moonlight

Ohka noka whatta setta knocka, rocka sis boom boccas

Hope I said it right

Hey, let's talk dirty in Hawaiian

Whisper in my ear

Kicka pooka mok a wa wahine

Are the words I long to hear

Lay your coconut on my tiki

What the hecka, mooka, mooka, dear

Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian

Say the words I long to hear

Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian

Say the words I long to hear

• Artist:Those Darlins
• Album:Broken Hearts & Dirty Windows: Songs of John Prine (2010)