Le son qui fait plaiz' [English translation]

It’s Lolo

I drink Ice Tea when I’m high

I piss on the police office

Hey I’m back in business, how’s it going ?

Young junkie, take your order

I’m on the run everytime

I see that shitty albums get sold

All my bitches ask me : « Who’s the best one ? »

Blowjobs on request, señora que pasa ?

In a fight my dick is like a third arm

Several on the beast like in a corrida

I use my cock like Zorro

My pectorals dance the flamenco

Lolo the Emperor of the Dirt

They call me Joe the Crook

I have pounds of drug

Distributed with my sleigh

You need to apply if you wanna twerk in my clips

On the ring road with my booster, I make fun of shaking off the cops

Vodka Cacolac with a Bernadette like Jacques Chirac1

I fuck the ugly girls too

Yeah I’m charitable

On my balls you spread a pat of shea butter

Too much rodeo, I’m resting my legs

I never went to school

Cops attack with sex toys

I learnt how to read on my GameBoy

If I know your wife it means you’re cuckold

Baby skin in my pants when my sex is shaved

I sent you snapshots of naked women

I sale crushed pills and melted plastic

There’s a beer pack next to the corpse in the trunk

Why were you Charlie and not Jean-Pierre Coffe ?2

I take so much cocaine that my snot is ecstasy

I only hate the cops, I like fatties and fags

Mamene3 will be in the dictionary

I only have one bro : my buddy Rico

I steal the money of the homeless people

I’m writing all porn movies

Quote me in your philosophy test

All the girls reach seventh heaven

I stub out my cigarettes in your ass

Suck my bros even if they’re ugly

1. Bernadette Chirac is the wife of the former french president Jacques Chirac2. "Je suis Charlie" was an homage sentence used during the Charlie Hebdo attacks but it has been used in a kinda hypocrite way by a lot of people who didn't even know Charlie Hebdo before the attacks and used it to have a clear conscience. Lorenzo is making fun of it by asking them why they didn't say "Je suis Jean-Pierre Coffe", an iconic writer and TV presenter in France, when he died.3. Mamène is an expression from Bretagne, famous in the rest of France thanks to Lorenzo, which means "my man"

• Artist:Lorenzo