Ken Kaniff [Skit] [1999]

[Ken Kaniff] I'm gonna call this motherfucker. Oh fuck yeah. Give him a piece of my mind. A piece of my ass

[Operator] Thank you for waiting. Hello, may I help you?

[Ken Kaniff] Oh thank you. I need to make a collect call

[Operator] What number?

[Ken Kaniff] Oh the number is 6-2

[Operator] At the tone, please say your name

[(tone)]

[Ken Kaniff] Kenneth Kaniff, from Connecticut. Automated piece of shit

[Eminem] Yo

[Ken Kaniff] Hey there, cock boy

[Eminem] Who's this?

[Ken Kaniff] This is Ken Kaniff

[Eminem] Who?

[Ken Kaniff] Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, you little bitch

[Eminem] From Connecticut? I don't know nobody in Connecticut

[Ken Kaniff] Yeah, you wanna get a hotel room with me?

[Eminem] A hotel room?

[Ken Kaniff] Yeah, you want me to lick your ass, Eminem?

[Eminem] Yo, who is this, Cage?

[Ken Kaniff] You want me to fuckin melt in your mouth and not in your hand? Melt in your ass you little cock boy

[Eminem] Yo, shut up you little bitch

[Ken Kaniff] Oh, you think I'm lying huh...?

[Eminem] Hahahahahaha

• Artist:Eminem
• Album:The Slim Shady LP