Kdyby ženský nebyly [English translation]

If women didn't exist

Men wouldn't wash themselves

From morning till night

They'd wank off their "sea lions"

But women are like that

They fight for themselves like crazy

All evil exists because of them

Nothing is men's fault

So finally get it !!

That everything is because of YOU!!

You women can make a man gladly give up alcohol for water

Just because of you, that's the awesome power you have

Because of you, he'll do anything you want

Only because of you, what more do you want?

If we men were here alone

Yeah we'd booze

From morning till night

And wouldn't get up to work

There would be no arguments

I don't believe in fairy tales

If they weren't here with us

We'd be so bored

So finally get it !!

That everything is because of YOU!!

• Artist:Kabát
• Album:Colorado