Jack and Jill Party

I'm going to a Jack-and-Jill party

A Jack-and-Jill party

Is always gonna start me

On the road to ruin

And who knows where?

Paint your face

And rat your hair

In the cathouse

With my bitches

In the back room of the palace

Adding up my riches

Such a clown

I had the wrong idea

Should have gone to stage school

And got a career

I'm going

(To a party

A Jack-and-Jill party)

I'm going

(To a party

A Jack-and-Jill party)

I'm going to America

A very big subject

America

We'll walk down the avenue

Hand in hand

Cameras flashing

On command

Posessed of a power to fascinate

It's almost like

I'm almost straight

And that's such a great

Substantial way

To deflect hate

In the USA

I'm going

(To a party

A Jack-and-Jill party)

I'm going

(To a party

A Jack-and-Jill party)

I'm going to a Jack-and-Jill party

A Jack-and-Jill party

And nobody's gonna stop me

I don't care

What they say

These days everybody's

A DJ

The public reject

Collectors collect

It's a matter of size

And you're up for a prize

Turn my back

On the human race

Gimme an inch

And I'm jamming the space

I'm going

(To a party

A Jack-and-Jill party)

I'm going

(To a party

A Jack-and-Jill party)

Paint your face

And rat your hair

• Artist:Pete Burns
• Album:Jack and Jill Party