I Write Sins Not Tragedies lyrics

Oh, well imagine

As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor

And I can't help but to hear

No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words

"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter

"Oh yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore!"

I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a god-damn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality

I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a god-damn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of.....

Oh, well, in fact

Well, I'll look at it this way,I mean technically our marriage is saved

Well this calls for a toast so pour the champagne

Oh! Well, in fact

Well, I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved

Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne...

I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a god-damn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality

I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality...

Again......

I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god-damn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality

I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Again......

• Artist:Panic! at the Disco
• Album:A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out (2005)