Hey Girl [English translation]

Yo if you were a waitress I'd just be in bars

And if you were a dealer I'd have weed galore

If you were a pill I'd have to go to the doctor every day

And if you were a bad mood I'd be wiped every day [1]

If you were a cigarette I'd always be smoking one

And if I had to get out, my life would just be breaks

And if you were my couch I'd never go outside

And if you were teleshopping I'd buy everything from you

And if you were a birthday I'd definitely be a clown

And if you were boredom I'd gladly sit in a traffic jam

And if you were a crime I'd be long since in jail

And I think if you liked girls I'd be a woman

And if you were a city then it'd definitely be New York

If you were a Stewardess I'd be on board every day

If you were a BMX you'd be on my sports calendar

And if you were religion I'd be tight with the Lord

[Hook] (2x)

Hey girl, I just want you to know

I like you just how you are

And no matter what you want to be

I'm definitely the guy who'll dig it

[Verse 2]

Yo if you want I'd go crazy like Shady's Wife

And if you were Bonnie I'd be Clyde, what a crazy life

And if you were in a club today would be ladies' night

If you were a perm I'd find the Eighties nice

Yo if you were Facebook I'd be caught in the net

If you were an aria then this wouldn't be a rap

If you were my hobby then it would be what I do best

And if you were suicide I'd be up next

If you were the red light district I'd hang out uptown

If you were a porno, then yeah I'd have a mustache

If you were decadence then I'd be the guy who liked a big set of wheels [2]

And if you were fast food I'd have such a big ass

(Ah) if you were a leak then I'd sink

If you were self-praise then I'd badly stink [3]

If you were the big ocean then I'd hopelessly drown

And no matter how small you were I'd find you someday

[Hook] (2x)

Whatever... Whatever...

• Artist:Cro
• Album:Melodie (2014)