Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley lyrics
Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley lyrics
Geoff:
Here's an open letter to a treasure of a girl!
Blaineley:
That's me!
Geoff:
Whose behavior on this show always makes me hurl!
Blaineley:
What?!
Geoff:
She's a nasty, fake blonde schemer, who calls herself your host!
Without the help of her entourage, her job would be toast!
Entourage:
Hey!
Blaineley:
Hey! Heeeyyy.....
Geoff:
She'll tell you that she loves your shirt, but it's something she can't stand!
She's just so full of you-know-what, she has to double-flush the can!
Entourage:
Hey!
Blaineley:
I eat a lot of fiber!
Geoff:
She bought two pairs of the same jeans, one size four, and one size eight!
So when she wears the bigger ones, you'll ask if she's lost weight!
Entourage:
Hey!
Geoff:
She's not the gal you think she is, so let me tell you plainly.
There's thick black hair between her toes, and her real name isn't Blaineley!
Entourage:
Hey!
Geoff:
She's a phony, scheming, weasel-nose!
And her real name isn't Blaineley!
She steals and lies, and she's evil, bros, and her real name isn't Blaineley! It's Mildred!
Entourage:
Hey!
- Artist:Total Drama World Tour (OST)
- Album:TDWT Aftermath III: Aftermath Aftermayhem (E18)