Hampire[Remix] lyrics

[Hampire]

I am the Hampire!

Watch out Halloween night

I a hammier vampire than anyone from Twilight

I implore you, when your hear me at your door invite me in

[Wolves]

Not by the hair on your chinny chinny chin!

[Hampire]

I don't like garlic with my steak, in fact

I don't like stakes at all

I just snack on necks for breakfast

Gonna make a whithdrawal

From the blood banks, "Thanks!"

Or should I say,"Fangs a lot"

Trick or treat, you're the other with meat now

In case your forgot

I am Hampire, the swine vampire

I'm the king of mastication,I'm the best biter

I am Hampire, the swine vampire

I'mthe king of freaky creatures, there is none finer

[Chorus Hampire]

Don't misunderstand me

I don't want your candy

All I want's your blood

Trick or trot,smell my hooves

Give me all the blood I choose, I can't get enought

[Zombeef]

I am the Zombeef! And I am more than you can handle

Cuz this bovine spits more rhymes than even Dan Bull

I rock more cowbell than Christopher Walken Dead

You shoulda ran wee wee home

But you just keep talking instead

You act like Dr.Acula but you ain't even

A Resident

Evil flows trought me call me Umbrella Corp president

I don't graze on grains

Brains remain my favourite chow

You shoulda know better than to mess with a mad cow

I am the Zombeef!

The bull zombie

I'm the beast who eats the feast between your ears

I am Zombeef, the bull zombie

Simply put i am the sum of all your fears

[Chorus Zombeef]

When I'm at your residence I don't want your M&Ms

All I want's your brains!

I don't say trick or treat

All I want's your skull meat

I must feed again

[Hampire and Zombeef]

Zip it, Zombeef, or I'll put you out to pasture

Let me spell it out for you:

I am the true master

That is a Type-0

That is a Type-0 Positively shameless

I couldn't eat your brains because you're clearly brainless

That's utter bull

I perfom unuterrable acts with the bat of an eye

The game is up, the time is night

It's time to say goodbye

Move aside!

We are the undead zombie herd

All of my cattle are ready to battle

Think you can win? That's just absurd!

[Chorus Hampire]

Don't misunderstand me

I don't want your candy

All I want's your blood

Trick or trot,smell my hooves

Give me all the blood I choose, I can't get enought

[Chorus Zombeef]

When I'm at your residence I don't want your M&Ms

All I want's your brains!

I don't say trick or treat

All I want's your skull meat

I must feed again

[Chorus Hampire]

Don't misunderstand me

I don't want your candy

All I want's your blood

Trick or trot,smell my hooves

Give me all the blood I choose, I can't get enought

[Chorus Zombeef]

When I'm at your residence I don't want your M&Ms

All I want's your brains!

I don't say trick or treat

All I want's your skull meat

I must feed again

• Artist:The Living Tombstone