Γυναίκες, γυναίκες [Ginaikes, ginaikes] [English translation]

When you come to life, you come outta a woman

and for the rest of your life you want to come into a woman

But what we whitter about, yall already know

My friend Mithridates, tell us the kinds of women

I'll start with Rita, the suburban housewife

who as we all know, should be the perfect homemaker

Cooking, shopping, cleaning the house

but only doing missionary

I remember Cleo who was a bluestocking

Watching the Belly of an Architect, listening to Vim Mertens and Dalara, watching Kieslowski, reading Buscalia

for her, Imiz are losers

Betty the nymphomaniac was a catch,

I remember she copped a feel with her parents present

but when she desired sex eight times instead of one

it was then that my pee-pee called a strike

I remember when I loved Lena at seventeen

she was like: No, stop I'm still a virgin

I remained prudent for a whole year

and what did I earn? A permanent hard-on

Women, women, women, women

the headache and the painkiller themselves

breaking our hearts, where should you find a tambon now?

Women, women, women, women

the headache and the painkiller themselves

even if what they say sound foreign to us

On a night at Renegade, I met Ephe

having fun on Riders on the Storm

Hair on top, sunglasses, gimcrack and a bird tattoo

fire, guitar, beach and Hotel California

I once met Chara at Romeo

who digged Vasilis Karras' timbre

Greek nightclubs became my second home

pop-folk divas like Lady and the Trump

Imagine having affairs with jailbait that takes you to clubbing

and Vasilis Chilichristos watching you every night

I flirted with Litsa who was in her late forties,

she turned my dick into Lafayette's shoulder strap

And they matched me up with a Jehova fanatic,

I just wanted sex and she was like: Fear the wrath of God!

Let's not talk about Jovanna, a careerist wearing a skirt suit

having a laptop on her embrace and being a management expert

I talked to her about going out and she looked at her organizer

that's why I stayed home and learned to play the synthesizer

Natasha, a pole jump athlete,

I sexually trained her with my shortie

but on tournaments, she was away once again, and I was watching her only on public television

and and and, and watching basketball with Galis

Women, women, women, women

the headache and the painkiller themselves

breaking our hearts, where should you find a tambon now?

Women, women, women, women

the headache and the painkiller themselves

even if what they say sound foreign to us

• Artist:Imiskoumbria
• Album:Γυναικολογίες 2004