Gaston [Reprise] lyrics

[Gaston]

Crazy old Maurice, hmmm?

Crazy old Maurice...

LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking

[Lefou]

A dangerous pastime

[Gaston]

I know

But that wacky old coot is Belle's father

And his sanity's only "so-so"

Now the wheels in my head have been turning

Since I looked at that loony, old man

See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle

And right now I'm evolving a plan

[Gaston]

If I . . . (whisper)

[Lefou]

Yes?

[Gaston]

Then we . . . (whisper)

[Lefou]

No! Would she .

[Gaston]

(whisper) Guess!

[Lefou]

Now I get it!

[Both]

Let's go! No one plots like Gaston

[Gaston]

Takes cheap shots like Gaston

[Lefou]

Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston

[Gaston]

Yes, I'm endlessly, wildly resourceful

[Lefou]

As down to the depths you descend

[Gaston]

I won't even be mildly remorseful

[Lefou]

Just as long as I (you) get what I (you) want in the end

[Gaston]

Who has brains like Gaston?

[Lefou]

Entertains like Gaston?

[Both]

Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?

And his marriage we soon will be celebrating

My, what a guy

Gaston!

• Artist:Beauty and the Beast (Musical)
• Album:Beauty and the Beast: The Broadway Musical (Original Broadway Cast Recording)