Fui yo [English translation]

I killed Kennedy but by chance

in fact I shooted Jackeline

I went a bit too far with the pills

I gave Marilyn to have sex with her

and as God didn't listen to me

I've decided to kill the Pope

but I was beaten to it

by a turkish heretic bastard.

I've killed Gardel because he was off key

and Lennon because Imagine was nonsense

I've blown up the Challenger because inside was travelling

a teacher I hated since childhood

and so sick and tired in dictatorship

I happened to be the guy

who wrote "militar motherfuckers"

in the page of El Dia newspaper

Stop looking for the guilty, it was me

I'm sorry for causing so much dellusion

As they covered the view to my residence

I've hit the twin towers

I hated charity and welfare

that's why I cut the brakes of Lady Di's car

and I killed Gandhi because he hit me

once in an orgy

and Martir Luther King because

he had a bigger dick than mine

Stop looking for the guilty, it was me

I'm sorry for causing so much dellusion

• Artist:El Cuarteto de Nos
• Album:El cuarteto de nos (2004)