Fat Girl [Thar She Blows] lyrics

I saw her drinking beer

Eating peanuts by the bar

I was pretty desperate

And I knew she had a car

She said her name was Debbie

She was a friend of Jenny Craigs

She had boobs like watermelons

And breath like rotten eggs

I know you're hungry

I can see it in your eyes

Cuz you're looking at me

Like I'm a side of fries

I wanna take your chubby ass

Back to my place

And squirt my baby gravy

All over your face yeah!!!

Woah-oh! Woah-oh

Thar she blows!

Woah-oh! Woah-oh

Thar she blows!

Fat girl

She's everything I wanted and more

Fat girl

She can't fit through the door

Woah-oh! Woah-oh

Thar she blows!

I wanna prove to you

My feelings are for real

So I'm gonna buy you

A million happy meals (yeah)

I want a chunk of that body

If you'll only let me in

I wanna sink my summer sausage

Into that double chin yeah!!!

Woah-oh! Woah-oh

Thar she blows!

Woah-oh! Woah-oh

Thar she blows!

Fat girl

Is riding my jock again

Fat girl

Is snacking on my cock again

Ouch! Don't bite!

[Satchel tools it]

My friends keep telling me

I must be going blind

Cuz you got cottage cheese

All over your behind (yeah)

And even though some people

Point and laugh at us

You can kick their ass because

You're bigger than a bus!

Fat girl

I can't believe you're eating again

Fat girl

Where does your neck begin?

Woah-oh! Woah-oh

Thar she blows!

Fat girl

Put my hot dog into your bun

Fat girl

You're really really tons of fun!

Woah-oh! Woah-oh

Thar she blows!

Woah-oh! Woah-oh

Thar she blows!

(You're my fat, fat girl, oh

You know I really love you

'Cause you're my fat, fat girl, oh

Come here baby, where you goin'?

Haha, you're a cow!

Come here baby, hey

I love you

I can't live without you

I can't live without you

Come here, hey! *whistles*

Come here!

It's like a jungle in my apartment, dude!

All these hot bitches

And that one fat girl)

• Artist:Steel Panther
• Album:Feel the Steel (track 05)