Everybody Hates Ned Flanders lyrics

Everybody in the USA

Hates their stupid neighbour

He's Flanders and he's really, really lame

Flanders tried to wreck my song

His views on birth control are wrong

I hate his guts and Flanders is his name

F-L-A-N-R-D-S

He's the man that I hate best

I'd like to see his house go up in flames

F-L-A

His name is Ned!

E-R-S

That's a stupid name!

He's worse than Frankenstein or Dr. No

You can't upset him even slightly

He just smiles and nods politely

Then goes home and worships nightly

His Leftorium is an emporium of woe!

F-L-A

Don't yell at Ned

D-E-R

His wife is dead

Everybody hates that stupid jerk

Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing

Filling clubs with angry Valentinos

You don't have to move your feet

Just hate Flanders to the disco beat

He's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighourino!

If you despise polite left-handers

Then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders

Or his creepy little offspring, Rod and Todd

(That's us! Hooray!)

F-L-A

His name is Ned

E-R-S

He's so white bread

The smiling, mustached geek who walks with God!

• Artist:The Simpsons (OST)
• Album:Testify