Eres una chica muy bonita [English translation]

You're a very pretty girl

I knew it when I touched a boob

It was soft, round and clear

Anyway a very pretty boob

I might date with that girl

I knew it by caressing your buttock

And I said damn. It's a beautiful buttock

I'd like to spread seaweed cream on it

You're doubtlessly a goddess

Because when I saw you laying naked

I thought of asking help to Christ, Allah and Buddha

For our intercourse to be awesome

I deduced that you were someone unusual

By carrying out the sexual act

Becuase it was weird and normal, bizarre and natural

It was healthy, pure, wicked and brutal

But then I changed my mind

Because you passed a bad gonorrhea on me

And I called you dirty, ugly bitch

I blamed you for synthesise the gonorrhea

And now here comes the fun part

Not only my dick itches, I have AIDS

Goddamned pervert, you fucked up my life

My life is going downwards and not upwards

And after all it's all over

What began as a screw, ended in a screw

But though a good screw has killed me

I'll be dust, but dust in love.

• Artist:El Cuarteto de Nos
• Album:Otra navidad en las trincheras (1994)