El calzoncillo a rayas [English translation]

Oh mom, I don't know what happens

the women pass out

with my yellow striped underpants

Oh mom the girls go crazy

when I put on the the striped underpants

it's not my money what excites them

neither that Rosamel Araya song

It looks like the go out of their heads

and they go with Paterson and me to the beach

they rape me all together in the rocks

and leave me wrapped in a towel

The bulge over here, the bulge over there

the underpants move, I can't hide it

Oh mom, I don't know what happens

the women pass out

with my yellow striped underpants

To scape I disguised as a seal

and I hid behind a wall

they caught me in Rivera and Soca

and accused me of being a swine

My girlfriend who's crazily jealous

to not let me go with another

she sold my underpants for a bargain

but she didn't sell the glorious striped one

Because I never take off my striped underpants

No way I take it off

I never take off my striped underpants

Will the goat fit?

I never take off my striped underpants

Elsa licks the salami

I never take off my striped underpants

Did the horse enter in Troy

I never take off my striped underpants

I stink like pesto

I never take off my striped underpants

• Artist:El Cuarteto de Nos
• Album:Otra navidad en las trincheras (1994)