Ein Stuhl in der Hölle [English translation]

Where have you been?

Tell me!

I've been with mother's sister

Oh woe is me!

What on earth did you do there?

Tell me!

I ate and I drank

Oh woe is me!

What did you eat there?

Tell me!

They had broth with pepper there

Oh woe is me!

What did you drink?

Tell me!

A glass full of red wine

Oh woe is me!

What did the dogs and cats eat?

Tell me!

They ate the broth with pepper

Oh woe is me!

What happened then?

Tell me!

They croaked within an hour

Oh woe is me!

What do you wish your father?

Tell me!

I wish him a chair in heaven

Oh woe is me!

What do you wish your mother?

Tell me!

I wish her a chair in hell

Oh woe is me!

Oh woe is me!

• Artist:Einstürzende Neubauten
• Album:Haus der Lüge (1989)