Dirty Old Egg-Sucking Dog [Muppet Show Version] lyrics

Well, he's not very handsome to look at

Oh, he's shaggy and he eats like a hog

And he's always killin' my chickens

That dirty old egg-suckin' dog

Egg-suckin' dog

I'm gonna stomp your head in the ground

If you don't stay out of my hen house

You dirty old egg-suckin' hound

If he don't stop eatin' my eggs up

Though I'm not a real bad guy

I'm going to take my rifle and send him

To that great chicken house in the sky

Egg-suckin' dog

I'm gonna stomp your head in the ground

If you don't stay out of my hen house

You dirty old egg-suckin' hound

• Artist:Johnny Cash