Chex Max coiffeur pour hommes [English translation]

At Max's, the men's hairdressers

Where one day I went in, as though

by chance, to get a shave

and my hair tidied up,

I came across this bitch, the shampoo girl

Who straight away blinded me with her pagan beauty and her soapy hands

She leaned over

And there were her downy breasts, like two Turkish Delights

in pink

Which bounced on my neck, boum-boum

I think of the Caliph's daughter,

On the thousand and second night

I feel the point of a penknife pierce my heart, I say to her

Little one, I'm taking you out tonight, OK?

First she has a little laugh, like a hiccup,

Then, under the sirocco of the hairdrier

the little slut lets fall

I'd like that.

• Artist:Serge Gainsbourg
• Album:L'homme a tete de chou