Частушки [Chastushki] [English translation]

From the forest moving out

The equestrian police

Girls, assume the doggy-style position

We'll have ourselves an interrogation

I came to the kolkhoz (1)

Named after Michurin (2)

And I knew I would be fucked

I had a gut feeling about this

By my mother-in-law's house

I couldn't help but joke

One day I put my dick through the fence

Another day showed them my ass

I was in the North

Digging for gold

If I had not had a pussy

I would die from starvation

(REF 1:)

Hopa, Hopa, there’s a green fence

Girls fucked the priest – according to his merits (3)

(INTERLUDE)

A Passerby was standing on the bridge

He looked like a fucked up mother

Suddenly, like from out of nowhere

He Appeared and gave a blow job!

I once loved a guy

But turned out he had no dick

So what the fuck do I need a guy who can't fuck

When there's such a fuckin' lot of guys that fuck

Like at the outskirts of the forest

Where the nightingale fucks the cuckoo

You can hear on the bough just

Chirp-chirp, fuckedy-fuck cuckoo cuckoo

My darling and me near the metro station (4)

Were kissing until morning

We would be kissing more

But she had a sore vagina

(REF 1:)

Hopa, Hopa, there’s a green fence

Girls fucked the priest – according to his merits

(INTERLUDE)

So the Girl were swimming in the lake

And they found a rubber dildo

So they fucked it all day long

They didn’t even go to school

My dear found under the fence

A dildo made of birch wood

Everybody gave it a try

But nobody had an orgasm

And from the forest, from the mountains

A villager showed up with an axe

But not just did he show it

He tied it to the dick

My dear and me were kissing

Standing near the mound of earth (5)

And I stood there and peed

Him onto his white felt boot (6)

(REF 2:)

Hopa, Hopa, pussy and ass fused together

But alas it can't be so, there has to be a space between

(INTERLUDE)

And Manka’s hymen was ruptured (7)

Sanka was fucked in the ass (7b)

After they took a shit into the piano

They had a great time

My dear and me were fucking

At minus 40°C degrees

Our asses were covered in hoarfrost

But his dick stood like Santa Clause

On Vogresovsky Bridge (9)

The church was robbed

The priest was fucked in the ass

And they shat into the bell

I was just giving head

To Sergei Savych

He looked so elegant

And it tasted kindof salty

(REF 1:)

Hopa, Hopa, there’s a green fence

Girls fucked the priest – according to his merits

(INTERLUDE)

Tomatos, Tomatos

Tomatos and vegetables

The pussy is riding on a mare

And the dick is driving an ambulance

I fell in love with a chinese red guard student

And hung up his portrait

In the morning I checked back

And found a dick hanging, but no "bin" (11)

My friend and me

Were working on a Diesel train (12)

He's a burdock, so am I

And they nicked off our boxcar

I fell in love with a tractor driver

And as usual, he gave it to me (14)

Three weeks long i had soapy tits

And was pissing diesel oil (15)

(REF 1:)

Hopa, Hopa, there’s a green fence

Girls fucked the priest – according to his merits

(INTERLUDE)

My dear girlfriend tells me on the radio

"I've lost my slip, and my period stopped.." (16)

• Artist:Sektor Gaza