Brianstorm lyrics

Brian, top marks for not tryin',

So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness,

We're grateful and so strangely comforted

And I wonder, are you putting us under?

'Cause we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt and tie's combination,

Well, see you later, innovator

Some want to kiss, some want to kick you,

There's not a net you couldn't slip through,

Or at least that's the impression I get

'cause you're smooth and you're wet,

And she's not aware yet

but she's yours

She'll be saying, "Use me,

show me the jacuzzi!"

I imagine that it's there on a plate,

Your rendezvous rate

means that you'll never be frightened to make 'em wait

for a while,

I doubt it's your style

not to get what you set out to acquire,

The eyes are on fire,

You are the unforecasted storm

(Brian)

Calm, collected and commandin',

(Top marks for not tryin')

You leave the other stories standin'

with your renditions and jokes,

Bet there's hundreds of blokes

that have wept cause you've stolen their...

thunder!

Are you putting us under?

'Cause we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt's and tie's combination,

Well, see you later, innovator

• Artist:Arctic Monkeys
• Album:Favourite Worst Nightmare