ballad of the Kenosha kid lyrics

In the town of old Kenosha marched some troubled rogues one day

Held hammers high above their heads, and looking for affray

No one dared to ask their business, no one dared to make a stand

Save for one young man among them with an AR in his hand

AR in his hand

In this town, there were some outlaws bound to teachings of the Red,

Many soi bois were among them as were trannies overfed,

They were vicious, prone to violence, looting autozones and more,

And their leader rode a skateboard rolling swiftly on the floor,

Swiftly across the floor

Now young man started talkin', made it plain to folks around

He was there to stop the mob from private property down.

Didn't look like much the tough guy 'cept for one important thing

for the kenosha kid among them, all to his AR he did claim,

to his AR he did claim,

Now the night was passing quickly as the mob moved wielding flame

And the kid called out to halt them when they spotted him as game

He was running down the pavement when a lout caused him to trip

And tempted the soyboy leader with the skateboard on his hip

Skateboard on his hip

It was over in a moment as the folks had gathered round,

for The skater sought the rifle as the kid lay on the ground,

Oh he might have went on livin' oh how the commies did shout

said the kenosha kid before him fuck around, find out, wont ya fuck around and find out

Said the kenosha kid before him, wont you fuck around and find out, fuck around and find out.

• Artist:Marty Robbins