Baldi's Basics: The Musical

A mysterious package arrived at my door

Inside was a game I never heard of before

It looked pretty dated but since it was free

I booted up my ancient Hewlett Packard PC

I put in the disc, it started to run

Then braced myself for education fun

[Baldi]

Welcome to Baldi's Basics In Education and Learning

All I need is 7 notebooks to break out of this game

Trapped inside of Baldi's Basics

And Baldi's pretty unnerving

[Baldi]

I hear every door you open

I dared not doubt his claim

I found the next notebook on a desk before long

[Baldi]

I get more angry each time you answer wrong

The numbers were jumbled indiscernibly math

I knew from the smacking I'd incurred Baldi's wrath

Out in the hall I heard a loud crack

Baldi was there and he was on the attack

Can't escape from Baldi's Basics

I can't get past It's a Bully

[It's a Bully]

Gonna take a piece of your candy

Now I'm as good as dead

Let me out of Baldi's Basics

For love of all that is Holy

Should've lit this game on fire

And gone right back to bed

[1st Prize]

I am coming, I see you

What the fudge does this thing do?

He came in fast and cornered me

[1st Prize]

I'll hug you for eternity

A student named Playtime appeared in my way

She pulled out her jump rope and said "Let's Play!"

I tried to escape but Baldi burst through the door

So I began skipping rope as I have never before

[Playtime]

1, 2, Oops, you messed up

1, 2, Oops, you messed up

1, 2, 3, 4, Aw, that makes me sad!

[Sweeper]

It's sweepin' time!

I ran like the wind

I heard the principal call

As I dashed through the doorway

[Principal of the Thing]

No running in the halls!

His finger was pointed

His expression quite stern

[Principal of the Thing]

Detention for you

He said..

[Principal of the Thing]

When will you learn

The timer ticked down

The smacking drew near

Two seconds more before Baldi'd be here

Out of time in Baldi's Basics

And Baldi's one step behind me

Only missing one more notebook

And Sweeping Time appeared

No way out of Baldi's Basics

And Baldi's certain to find me

Can't escape or use the soda

And there ain't no notebook here!

Where is the seventh notebook??

• Artist:AJ Pinkerton
• Album:Baldi's Basics: The Musical