Bizarre [English translation]

[Intro : Vald & Lorenzo]

So you really are the "troll rap" (yeah), a new generation emerging from the net (that's right), uh far from the clichés of the suburbs...

Exactly, but what we're looking for is conscious rap, my man

[Verse 1: Lorenzo]

With V.A.L.D., we do the co-op thing

You did two joint and you're already kaput

I'm the farm rooster that attracts all the casseroles

Don't ask if I'm okay, ask me if you're okay

Little French accent, the Americans girls think I'm cute

I sprout seeds for the Cannabis Cup

I like the smell, tell me how much it costs

With your sisters, that's for sure, I've got the rib

Whiskey and Coke without Coke, talk good or I'll poker you

Two chicks a day, yeah, that's the quota

Respect: it's not the door next door

Pipe time gives me visions

I go into space, I soon have my visa

There's only poor guys on television

I want my portrait to replace the one of Mona Lisa

In my cup, pour the lich

We won't be poor tomorrow

Big tushy, doe eyes

Touch the bottom and I dig the breach

I throw tomatoes at vegans

I want mini bar in the car

Only Jeremstar I call a faggot

Smoke your fingers, there won't be P2

[Pre-chorus 1 : Lorenzo & Vald]

Pour the liche, ohlala in my cup, pour the liche

She says no, ohlala, I drank too much, she says no (ohlalala)

She thinks I'm satanic and too cute (ohlalala)

It gets fucked the first night, wow

[Chorus : Vald & Lorenzo]

Weird (yeah, weird), why is everybody looking at me weird? (but why is everybody looking at me weird?)

I only go out to do stupid things (yeah, otherwise I don't go out brother)

I eat peanuts behind the fence

It feels weird, way too weird

I roll a Bulbizarre pollen (ah yeah Bulbizarre men)

Zubro', synthesis in my tea (the two brothers, both)

Vald-Lorenzo, it's too weird, way too weird

What are they saying?

[Bridge : Vald & Lorenzo]

For children, in ten years: it will be us, the conscious rap

For children, in ten years: it will be us, the conscious rap

For children, in ten years: it will be us, the conscious rap

For children, in ten years: it will be us, the conscious rap

[Verse 2: Vald]

Suck my TNs, eat your BNs, violent like DBZ

Proud like DZ, fuck Mary, even the Madeleine, not the Helen, Barra Nayek

You hate like FM band (or or)

Or the FN, bitch kehba on the BZ.

I spread the virus and sell the vaccine: I am Machiavellian

I watch conspiracy videos, I don't watch satellite

In our hearts, the beauty of the creator and the ugliness of America

Even when I'm dead, I'm ready to fuck anything (normal), stiffness cadaveric

I'm prepared for the ride (okay)

In the gourd, a potion that tears (okay)

Cops on duty in the area (okay)

Tinted glasses, I got the parade (okay)

All on pills without getting sick (okay)

Nine square meters becomes palace (okay)

I can't feel my balls, I can't feel my face (okay)

Shut your pussy up, you're annoying me

[Pre-chorus 2 : Vald]

They look at me weird, oh no I'm knitting

Mamacita like me because I'm weird

Weird to be weird to these dumbasses, oh

Are they traumatized?

[Chorus : Vald & Lorenzo]

Weird (yeah, weird), why is everybody looking at me weird? (but why is everybody looking at me weird?)

I only go out to do stupid things (yeah, otherwise I don't go out brother)

I eat peanuts behind the fence

It feels weird, way too weird

I roll a Bulbizarre pollen (ah yeah Bulbizarre men)

Zubro', synthesis in my tea (the two brothers, both)

Vald-Lorenzo, it's too weird, way too weird

What are they saying?

[Outro : Vald & Lorenzo]

For children, in ten years: it will be us, the conscious rap

For children, in ten years: it will be us, the conscious rap

For children, in ten years: it will be us, the conscious rap

For children, in ten years: it will be us, the conscious rap

• Artist:Lorenzo
• Album:Rien à Branler