Mario Vs Sonic lyrics

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Of Cartoon Beatbox Battles.

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That's right, ladies and gentlemen, we're back again 

With another crazy episode of the Cartoon Beatbox Battles.

Last time on Cartoon Beatbox Battles, things got extremely

Dangerous with Darkseid and Thanos. 

Thanos's performance literally had the entire planet shaking 

As he beatboxed, teleported, and scared the crap out of me!

Seriously, I....can't go to the bathroom anymore.  

But Darkseid wasn't intimidated. His beatbox was fire, literally.

Showing us a dark display of horrible things he would do to Thanos, 

He reminded us all why everyone calls him "The God of Evil." 

You guys voted and Thanos will be going on to the next round.

You shouldn't be surprised. All who challenge me will fail.

Man....I would not wanna play any video games with that guy.

Speaking of video games, today's battle is going to be between 

Another two characters with a lot of similarities. 

They both like to jump, run, and collect coins.

Which makes me wonder, where are they putting all these coins?

In this corner, weighing 110 pounds and a height of 5 foot 1 inches, 

He can shoot fireballs out of his hands, transform into a squirrel and fly. 

And if he gets his hands on any mushrooms, he can increase 

His height and weight, which allows him to perform superhuman jumps.

So what happens if he eats mushroom pizza?

Today we have Mario!

Wahoo! I'm a-ready for the spaghetti!

It's not an eating contest, Mario.

Yeah, he doesn't have any food.

Ohhhh...

Aright! I'll get you guys some food after the match. Okay?

Yeahhh!!

In this corner, weighing 77 pounds, and a height of 3 foot 3 inches, 

He is ridiculously fast, can turn machines into animals, 

And loves chili dogs. Chili can make you fart, so that's probably 

Where he gets the extra speed. 

He is the fastest thing alive, today we have Sonic!

Alright! Let's do this!

So...so...uh, somebody wanna put that out?

Mama mia! Smells like bad chili! 

And you smell like used toilet paper, plumber man!

Ok, ok, let's start the battle before this gets ugly.

Before he gets ugly? You are a-little too late a-for that!

Okay, Mario, you're up first in three, two, one, go!

Yo...

Ooh, yeah.

Let's go.

It's a-me, the Mario, the one that's gonna beat you.

It's gonna be, a party, yo, 'cause I brought my red suit, uh.

You got speed, but you're really slow, 'cause it is not gonna save you.

You wanna be another Mario but you are gonna lose, uh.

Look at you with your, ugly red shoes, uh.

You look like you lost all your clothes, oooh.

It's a-me, Mario, the one that's gonna beat you,

So you better back up now before you get bru-bru-bruised.

Ooh, yeah.

Mario time.

[Mario beatboxing]

Ooh, yeah.

Oooh, I don't think Mario's playing around! Or maybe he was playing around.

Eh, it sounded a little slow to me.

That's because he's used to doing everything a-really fast, uh, 

If you know what I mean.

Alright, alright, let's see what you can do, Sonic.

Here you go, in three, two, one, go!

You can’t mess with me, 'cause I’m pure speed.

I’m gonna leave you in the dust, you see.

I can beatbox so much better, but you’re just only getting fatter.

We know you like to live in the sewers, 

That’s why you smell like Kooper’s poopers.

The castle is easy to break in, that’s why your girl is always taken.

He only cares about the trophy, that's why he's always killin' Yoshi.

Super...super...super...super...super-per...supersonic.

Su...per...son...ic...speed.

You can't mess with supersonic speed.

You can't mess with supersonic speed.

You can't mess with supersonic speed.

You can't mess with supersonic speed.

See? Always with the speed.

Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma, sounds a-like a stutter.

Hey, at least I'm not always saying "it's-a" before everything. 

Hey, Mario! Count to ten! "It's a-one, it's a-two, it's a-three..." 

Hey Mario, it's a-dumb!

Says the naked hedgehog who can't swim...

I could teach him how to float.

Don't feel bad, I can't swim either.

But you live underwater.

Yeah, but we could still drown.

What are you talking about, Patrick? You can't drown because you're a fish!

Wait, why are all you guys up here?

Because somebody broke wind.

Chili chimichangas!

Ok, guys, don't forget to click on this icon 

Or comment down below on who you guys think won the battle. 

Thank you for watching Cartoon Beatbox Battles, 

I'm Verbal Ase, and I'll smell ya later!

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